sing your didn'ts and dance your dids

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“I’m about to fuck up, he thought clearly, and his next thought was, but I don’t have to. This was followed closely by a third thought, the last of this familiar sequence, which was, but I’m going to anyway.”

– Richard Russo (b. 7/15/1949), Nobody’s Fool (via randomhouse)

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“Hwæt! We Gar-Dena in gear-dagum, þeod-cyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!”

Anonymous, Beowulf


Monday First Sentences | Every Monday, we offer the opening sentences of a Penguin Classic to start the week.

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Well aren’t YOU fancy. 

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guys shhhhh you're one person now don't argue amongst yourself sterling recommendation the most simple and difficult of questions sound advice nice well then There are four ways Albertine is able to avoid becoming possessable in Volume Five: by sleeping by lying by being a lesbian or by being dead anne carson i am glad that you are a human that exists in this world